Thank God It’s Monday: Yesterday04.15.2013
Dennis the Roofer was having trouble sleeping and regularly waking up late for work, much to the dismay of his boss. He went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take it at night to help him sleep. For the first time in ages Dennis slept really well, and he actually got up before his alarm went off. After enjoying a leisurely breakfast, he cheerfully drove to work, where his boss greeted him at the job site.
"Boss, the pill the doctor gave me actually worked!" he exclaimed.
"How nice for you," his boss glared, "but where were you YESTERDAY?"