Posts Tagged ‘roofing joke’

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Thank God it's Monday Million Dollar Frog

Thank God it’s Monday: Million-dollar Frog

A roofer walks into his neighborhood bar and says to the bartender, "Hey Joe, if I show you something really cool, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. Roofer reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. "Check this out!" he says. "I found him last week […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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IToldYouSafetyFirst

Thank God It’s Monday: I Told You Safety First!

This is a purported Site Accident Report from the US. It closely resembles the "Sicknote" song by the Dubliners, but it's good fun and the point is well made... Have a read yourself and when you're finished - subscribe to my newsletter and receive a free "safety e-book" Thank God It’s Monday – Have a safe […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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ExtactWords

Thank God it’s Monday: Exact Words

A little joke to cheer you up on a Monday morning: A customer was delighted with the way the roofer had done all the work on his house. “You did a great job”, he said and handed the man some extra cash. “Also, as a thank you, here’s an extra 80 quid to take the missus out […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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RoofingExpertYouDon'tWantToMeet

Roofing Expert You Don’t Want To Meet

And so it is Monday again - to cheer me up, my friend sent me this joke he found on some roofing forum Roofing Expert Michael J. Owen answers inquiries Expert:  Michael J. Owen - 6/9/2009 QUESTION: Mr. Owen. After removing the shingles from my roof, I have many staples sticking out above the surface […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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