Posts Tagged ‘construction jokes’

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ThankGodIt'sModnayWhy

Thank God It’s Monday: Why?

Monday 09.00 o'clock, on a big construction site... A roofer shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" He replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?" That's for all you Monday sleepers Photocredit: spentYouth

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ThankGodItsModnayLookOnTheBrightSight

Thank God It’s Modnay: Look On The Bright Sight

A carpenter walks onto a job site of a large company and hands the foreman his application. The foreman begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held. "I must say," says the foreman, "your work history is terrible- you've been fired from every […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Thank God, it's Monday: only true professionals needed!

Thank God, it’s Monday: only true professionals needed!

Construction company employee comes to the director of HR department with a file of CVs: - I made a pre-selection. These are resumes of professionals that are worth seeing. They meet all the criteria. Director divides the documents in two, roughly the same parts, crashes half into the trash and gives the second part back to the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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