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ThankGodItMondayDemolishion

Thank God It’s Monday: Demolished

A builder was telling his friend about a property they were demolishing. He said: "Behind this wall, we found a skeleton with a gold medal round his neck." His friend asked what was on the medal. The builder replied: "Great Britain Hide and Seek Champion, 1891."

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Thank God it's Monday Million Dollar Frog

Thank God it’s Monday: Million-dollar Frog

A roofer walks into his neighborhood bar and says to the bartender, "Hey Joe, if I show you something really cool, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. Roofer reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. "Check this out!" he says. "I found him last week […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Thank God It’s Monday: Yesterday

Dennis the Roofer was having trouble sleeping and regularly waking up late for work, much to the dismay of his boss. He went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take it at night to help him sleep. For the first time in ages Dennis slept really well, and he […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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ThankGodIt'sMondayIKnewThat

Thank God It’s Monday: I Knew That!

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Thank God it's Monday: Where were you yesterday?

Thank God it’s Monday: Where Were You Yesterday?

Dennis the Roofer had a problem with getting up late in the  morning and as a result, he was always late for work.  His  boss was getting very angry with him, and threatened to fire  him if he didn't do something about the problem. Dennis went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Thank God It’s Monday: What A Rush!

On a construction site, a worker is running with an empty wheelbarrow. The supervisor asks: "Hey, why do run back-and-forth with this empty wheelbarrow?" Well, the rush is so huge I did not have the time to load it.     Joke source: vicckiraly Photocredit: Berend B

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Thank God It’s Monday: Speed Building

An American visits Budapest and he takes a taxi do to some sightseeing. Coming to the Chain bridge he asks the driver: Q: What is this? A: The Chain bridge Q: And how long did it take to build? A: 2 years. Than he says, "Well in my country we build something like this in a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry...

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Thank God It’s Monday: Why?

Monday 09.00 o'clock, on a big construction site... A roofer shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" He replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?" That's for all you Monday sleepers Photocredit: spentYouth

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